The Pirate Church provides the following services;

  1. Weddings
  2. Blessings
  3. Exemptions

However, since The Pirate Church is an exploratory church, ministers are available to accompany paranormal research groups, cryptid researchers and occult research organizations with their field work.  Ministers are required to be armed in the field (evil isn’t always ephemeral), so if an organization has an issue with armed clergy, we would refer you to a more passive church for help.  The methods of defense employed as an attache will be based on the background of The Pirate Church minister, the field group and consensus of the issue at hand.