Membership in The Pirate Church covers the initial costs of setting up a person within the PMA (Private Membership Organization).

The cost is $49.50 and can be paid the following ways:

  • Cash
  • Check/Money Order
  • .5 Grams of Gold (.9999 Fine)
  • 2 Oz of Silver (.999 Fine)
  • PirateChain (ARRR)
  • Credit Card / Paypal by exception

The member, now called a Mate, get’s the following:

  1. PVC Membership Card with Rights, Benefit and Exemption Statement on the back.  We offer a photo ID, however it can be a picture of the member or a security token
  2. Access to The Pirate Church meetings, including alcohol used in the service. Plus, the chance to open up your own Pirate-Ship or Crew.
  3. Access to Church sponsored rafting, sails and wilderness adventures.  Given that rafting trips alone cost several hundred dollars, it’s good to be a Mate and on Crew.
  4. Church assistance for Religious / Spiritual / Metaphysical studies.  Need help with that Bigfoot expedition, ghost hunt or meditation study?  The Pirate Church can help.
  5. Notarized letter of good standing
  6. Certificate of Membership – suitable for framing. 
Members of the Pirate Church are actual captains, skippers and river guides.